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sometimes I'm funny

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jakesalterego:

meecheleeh:

agentmlovestacos:

So…a tiny penguin being tickled may be one of the cutest things ever. Who knew?!

via floatingparticles:

mnwka:

ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.

GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD.

INTERNET GOLD.

Cutest thing ever!!!! <3

Your heart has now been sufficiently warmed for the next month.

(Source: placebomurzyn, via jakesalterego)

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Never chase girls Chase dreams first I concluded that my dream works Never see my break lights Never trust a person Never work without merit They say you too pretentious don’t get into that If never was You’d probably feel my pain And when you think it’s sunny That’s when we change up the weather And when you say you better I bet I say never I never do as I’m suppose to

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Hahaha forgot to post this from my Ohio trip&#8230; I just checked in at the Columbus airport &amp; got this tweet&#8230;.

Hahaha forgot to post this from my Ohio trip… I just checked in at the Columbus airport & got this tweet….

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ANYONE WANNA GO!?! because i do!

COACHELLA 2011 DETAILS ANNOUNCED
The 2011 Coachella Festival details have been announced in late night, sneak attack dramatic fashion. The fest, now it’s 12th year, will be held April 15, 16 and 17 at the Empire Polo Club in Indo, CA. Arcade Fire, Kanye West Kings of Leon and the Strokes will be filling the coveted headlining slots, while the fest also includes an expanded commitment to art &amp; culture with a new partnership with Vice/Intel’s The Creators Project. 
The full music line-up (thus far): 
!!!, 12th Planet, Afrojack, Alf Alpha, Andy C, Angus and Julia Stone, Animal Collective, Arcade Fire, Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti, A-Trak, Axwell, Beardyman, Best Coast, Big Audio Dynamite, Black Joe Lewis &amp; the Honeybears, Bloody Beetroots Death Crew 77, Bomba Estereo, Boys Noize, Brandon Flowers, Brandt Brauer Frick, Breakage, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, Cage the Elephant, Caifanes, Caspa, Cee Lo Green, Chromeo, Chuckie, City and Colour, Clare Maguire, Cold Cave, Cold War Kids, Crystal Castles, CSS, Cults, Cut Copy, Daedelus, Death From Above 1979, Delorean, Delta Sprirt, DJ Hype, DJ Kentaro, DJ Marky, DJ Zinc, Duck Sauce, Duran Duran, EE, Elbow, Electric Touch, Eliza Doolittle, Ellie Goulding, Emicida, Empire of the Sun, Erick Morillo, Erykah Badu, Excision, , Fat Freddy’s Drop, Fedde Le Grand, Fistful of Mercy, Flogging Molly, Foals, Foster the People, Francis and the Lights, Freelance Whales, fun., G.Q., Gayngs, Glasser, Gogol Bordello, Good Old War, Gord Downie, Goth Trad, Green Velvet, Gypsy and the Cat, HEALTH, Here We Go Magic, High Contrast, Hurts, Interpol, Jack Beats, Jack’s Mannequin, Jakes, Jenny and Johnny, Jimmy Eat World, Joachim Garraud, Joy Orbison, Kanye West, Kele, Kings of Leon, Klaxons, Kode9,  Kyle Hall, Laidback Luke, Leftfield, Lightning Bolt, Lil’ B, Lorn, Los Bunkers, Magnetic Man, , Mariachi El Bronx, Marina and the Diamonds, Mary Anne Hobbs, MEN, Menomena, Monarchy, Mount Kimbie, Moving Units, Ms. Lauryn Hill, Mumford &amp; Sons, Nas &amp; Damian Marley, Neon Trees, New Pants, Nosaj Thing, OFF!, OFWGKTA, Omar Rodriguez Lopez, One Day as a Lion, Ozomatli, Paul van Dyk, Phantogram, Phosphorescent, PJ Harvey, Plan B, Ramadanman, Raphael Saadiq, Ras G, Ratatat, Riva Starr, Robyn, Roska, Rye Rye, Sander Kleinenberg, Sasha, SBTRKT, Scala &amp; Kolacny Bros., Scissor Sisters, She Wants Revenge, Shpongle, Skrillex, Sleigh Bells, Steve Angello, Sven Vath, Take, Tame Impala, Terror Danjah, Thao and the Get Down Stay Down, The Aquabats, The Black Keys, The Chemical Brothers, The Drums, The Felice Brothers, The Henry Clay People, The Joy Formidable, The Kills, The London Suede, The Love Language, The Morning Benders, The National, The New Pornographers, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, The Presets, The Radio Dept., The Rural Alberta Advantage, The Strokes, The Swell Season, The Tallest Man on Earth, The Twelves, Thunderball, Tinie Tempah, Titus Andronicus, Tokimonsta, Trampled by Turtles, Trentemoller, Twin Shadow, Two Door Cinema Club, Warpaint, Wire, Wiz Khalifa, Yacht, Yelle and Zed Bias.
Tickets go on sale FRIDAY at 10am (PT) 
For more details check out Coachella.com

ANYONE WANNA GO!?! because i do!

COACHELLA 2011 DETAILS ANNOUNCED

The 2011 Coachella Festival details have been announced in late night, sneak attack dramatic fashion. The fest, now it’s 12th year, will be held April 15, 16 and 17 at the Empire Polo Club in Indo, CA. Arcade Fire, Kanye West Kings of Leon and the Strokes will be filling the coveted headlining slots, while the fest also includes an expanded commitment to art & culture with a new partnership with Vice/Intel’s The Creators Project. 

The full music line-up (thus far): 

!!!, 12th Planet, Afrojack, Alf Alpha, Andy C, Angus and Julia Stone, Animal Collective, Arcade Fire, Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti, A-Trak, Axwell, Beardyman, Best Coast, Big Audio Dynamite, Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears, Bloody Beetroots Death Crew 77, Bomba Estereo, Boys Noize, Brandon Flowers, Brandt Brauer Frick, Breakage, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, Cage the Elephant, Caifanes, Caspa, Cee Lo Green, Chromeo, Chuckie, City and Colour, Clare Maguire, Cold Cave, Cold War Kids, Crystal Castles, CSS, Cults, Cut Copy, Daedelus, Death From Above 1979, Delorean, Delta Sprirt, DJ Hype, DJ Kentaro, DJ Marky, DJ Zinc, Duck Sauce, Duran Duran, EE, Elbow, Electric Touch, Eliza Doolittle, Ellie Goulding, Emicida, Empire of the Sun, Erick Morillo, Erykah Badu, Excision, , Fat Freddy’s Drop, Fedde Le Grand, Fistful of Mercy, Flogging Molly, Foals, Foster the People, Francis and the Lights, Freelance Whales, fun., G.Q., Gayngs, Glasser, Gogol Bordello, Good Old War, Gord Downie, Goth Trad, Green Velvet, Gypsy and the Cat, HEALTH, Here We Go Magic, High Contrast, Hurts, Interpol, Jack Beats, Jack’s Mannequin, Jakes, Jenny and Johnny, Jimmy Eat World, Joachim Garraud, Joy Orbison, Kanye West, Kele, Kings of Leon, Klaxons, Kode9,  Kyle Hall, Laidback Luke, Leftfield, Lightning Bolt, Lil’ B, Lorn, Los Bunkers, Magnetic Man, , Mariachi El Bronx, Marina and the Diamonds, Mary Anne Hobbs, MEN, Menomena, Monarchy, Mount Kimbie, Moving Units, Ms. Lauryn Hill, Mumford & Sons, Nas & Damian Marley, Neon Trees, New Pants, Nosaj Thing, OFF!, OFWGKTA, Omar Rodriguez Lopez, One Day as a Lion, Ozomatli, Paul van Dyk, Phantogram, Phosphorescent, PJ Harvey, Plan B, Ramadanman, Raphael Saadiq, Ras G, Ratatat, Riva Starr, Robyn, Roska, Rye Rye, Sander Kleinenberg, Sasha, SBTRKT, Scala & Kolacny Bros., Scissor Sisters, She Wants Revenge, Shpongle, Skrillex, Sleigh Bells, Steve Angello, Sven Vath, Take, Tame Impala, Terror Danjah, Thao and the Get Down Stay Down, The Aquabats, The Black Keys, The Chemical Brothers, The Drums, The Felice Brothers, The Henry Clay People, The Joy Formidable, The Kills, The London Suede, The Love Language, The Morning Benders, The National, The New Pornographers, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, The Presets, The Radio Dept., The Rural Alberta Advantage, The Strokes, The Swell Season, The Tallest Man on Earth, The Twelves, Thunderball, Tinie Tempah, Titus Andronicus, Tokimonsta, Trampled by Turtles, Trentemoller, Twin Shadow, Two Door Cinema Club, Warpaint, Wire, Wiz Khalifa, Yacht, Yelle and Zed Bias.

Tickets go on sale FRIDAY at 10am (PT) 

For more details check out Coachella.com

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wild wild horses

He knew he wasn’t perfect 
But he always did his best to get under the surface 
Not a saint, not a serpent 
He just wanted everyone to be impressed with him as a person 
So when she came along with the sunbeam 
Self-esteem stopped making nothing outta somethings 
Leaving the scene was unseen, I mean 
It was the first time he ever felt the need to keep the gun clean 
Do the math 
He knew he had to choose a path 
Gotta get that girl, gotta make her laugh 
Gotta shake the past and move forwards 
Gotta make this last, it feels gorgeous 
But she had a lover in the mid-west 
Never figured out how to get him off her thick chest 
Just like that everything is gone 
He didn’t wanna but he had to learn the words so he could sing along

(Chorus:) 
Everything is all I have to give you 
And I’m afraid it ain’t enough 
And you’re not so young that you believe me 
Just because I say it’s love 
And even if they come to steal you tomorrow 
I’ll know my smile was yours 
Go ahead and chase your dreams and your freedom 
Run, run wild wild horses 
You can’t tame these horses 
You can’t tame these horses, no 
You can’t tame these horses 
You can’t tame these horses 

Sometimes it can be so nice, right? 
Sometimes she feel herself turn into the wife type 
And when it’s dark, sometimes is the nightlife 
But most of the time she doesn’t even feel lifelike 
She got a man but he thinks hes a star 

[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/wild-wild-horses-lyrics-atmosphere.html ]

And it feels like she has to compete with the bar 
She keeps up her guard but it seems so hard 
Momma never told her she would see those scars 
Every night hes out doin who knows whom 
While she cries along like a new show tune 
Last call past, is he comin home soon? 
Or is he gonna run away with the dish and the spoon? 
She’ll realize she don’t want that clown 
Leave those shoes at the lost and found 
He wont catch on until shes not around 
After somebody else already locked that down 
We sing… 

(chorus) 

He didn’t want her to see him leave 
And he couldn’t keep sittin there watchin her sleep 
Cause he knows if he hangs out for a few hours 
He’ll dig another hole tryin to plant some new flowers 
But the sun don’t shine under the table 
He’s tryin to hold his life together with staples 
No investment cause hes incapable 
And hes on the outro of being labeled available 
The word on the street is his girls comin back home 
No more alone, no more sad poems 
No after-bar calls to the cell phone 
Its time to walk a new path and grow a backbone 
Shoved into the big book of just friends 
Wondering how he would look as a husband 
And everyone of em he ever allowed to love him 
Now watching from the crowd tryin to be proud of him 
They say… 

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Some dumb bitch was trying to fight us at the bar&#8230; After we iced him &amp; she was being a cunt about it

Some dumb bitch was trying to fight us at the bar… After we iced him & she was being a cunt about it